I want to be a Billionaire so bad!

I want to be a billionaire so bad, buy all of the things I never had….

I completely love that song. I heard it on the radio a few weeks ago and I’m totally sold. Not only because I love Travis Mc Coy but because I would so not mind running into a billion dollars (USD of course). We all daydream about winning the lotto and striking it big and the song does make us think of what we would do if we one day became billionaires. Would we use the money to ‘heal the world’ or would we spend it all on ourselves. Hmmmm….

For sure I would like to think that I would do as Travis claims in the song and buy a better life for disadvantaged youths, give unappreciated artists an opportunity to make it big and share up the rest for my friends and family. But what if you were given a billion dollars with the proviso that you could only spend it on yourself?

For some people this compilation may take a while but not me. Here it is. My top five picks if I had a billion bucks to spend on me alone.

1. Buy Denzel Washington. (If every man has a price, a billion dollars should cover him)
   

    

   
   

2. Move to my own island complete with Mansion, pool, wait staff and entertainment centre. (No criminals, politicians, parents, or annoying people allowed and importantly no cleaning, laundry or nagging)
   

    

   
   

3. Make sure my kitchen was constantly all you can eat ribs, chicken fingers, bacon cheese burgers, honey bbq wings, burger king fries, haagen daz ice cream (all flavours), cheesecake (all flavours), vodka and coca cola. (I’m rich, who cares if I’m fat).
   

   

4. Buy my own shoe factory and hire top end shoe designers to make me new shoes on a daily, weekly or monthly basis, depending on how I feel from time to time.

    

5. Buy my very own fully loaded private jet to fly me all over the world to major exotic locations. (First up the Andean mountains and the Serengeti)

 

So it will probably never happen but you can’t deny it’s a fun thought. Dare you to make your own list.

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